At dinner tonight, Maddie initiated the discussion. She asked me where I read my horoscope. I explained that it could be read in the newspaper and online but I don't keep up with it 'cause I think it's hogwash. I told her I was a Libra, Mike said he is a Libra. Not sure she knew what it all meant exactly until she made the connection and all of the sudden she blurted out, so confident and proud, "Oh! I'm a virgin!"
Hilarious! Of course we explained to her that she is actually a Virgo.
This evening we ran a couple of errands before scouts. I have no idea how we got on the subject of Napolean Dynamite and his creapy uncle. Then Zack piped in, "Yea, what's up with that Bust Must?" How do you explain breast inhancers to an 11 year old?!
I thought, what the heck, is it sex education night?!!
2 comments:
lucky you! ;)
That is too funny!
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